Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i out mim tonsoeep
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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