I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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