420 ftw
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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