that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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