Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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