Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Randomize
