I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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