I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
