Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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