So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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