It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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