Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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