my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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