There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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