The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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