I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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