I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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