I puked a lego.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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