How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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