that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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