Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
time to smoke my breakfast
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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