No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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