there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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