im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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