how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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