3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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