it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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