Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just found a bag of teeth...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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