I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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