Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
there is glitter all over my balls
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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