"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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