In the future we'll all be gay
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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