My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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