? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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