i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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