I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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