I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
accomplished twins. life is a go
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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