quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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