I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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