he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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