there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Randomize
