so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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