sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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