Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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