He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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