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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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