the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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