Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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