I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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