NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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